Dear Phoebe,

 

            Hey sis! It’s me, your depressed brother.  I’ve been messing up real bad lately.  I flunked out of Pency and now they are giving me the boot.  I can’t seem to get a hold of my life.  It seems like I’m not getting anywhere.  Maybe someday I’ll know what the hell I’m doing.  I have to leave for a while but I’ll keep in touch.  I won’t spend your money on real stupid sh#t.  I care for you a lot sis.  Quit your smoking to it’s bad for you.

              Love,                                                                                                                                                               Holden