Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was a noble knight named Sir Lancelot of the lake. He, like all knights, had a trusty steed. Four days ride from his castle lived an evil witch. The witch was married to the cruel wizard. Their first, and only child was a fire-breathing dragon. Any way, the knight’s trusty and noble steed was taken away by the evil witch and her cruel husband.

The noble knight made the mistake of letting the witch in. The only reason he let her in was because she was disguised as a beautiful blonde bombshell. He has a bit of a soft spot for blondes.

The knight begged and pleaded to get his steed back. He was in tears because he wanted his trusty and noble steed back. After crying like a baby for several days, he had thought of a new plan.

The knight offered them all he had, his castle, his lands, and all of his money. Still they didn’t want his money because they needed the horse for a potion to take over the world.

Finally the Noble knight got off his butt and walked for 25 days to the cave. As he walked into the cave, he encountered a fire-breathing dragon. This dragon was about 10 feet tall and was the darkest red that you’ll ever see. The knight had a little bit of trouble killing it; the dragon was swinging his tail all about. The noble knight was thrown against the wall. The bloody knight slowly got up with sword in hand but was knocked down again. A little bit of trouble was an understatement. He was getting his hind parts kicked. But finally got the strength to get up. He lifted his shield into the air to stop the crushing blow of the dragons tail. He swings his sword around and deals a blow to the dragon. The dragon’s leg was chopped off. The dragon couldn’t walk so he was now a cripple. But he still had his breath of fire. Being the smartest man in all the land, he wore sunscreen. He finally got to the dragons throat and cut it.

Then he heard a sound. A sound he heard before. The sound of a horse. His trusty and noble steed. He found him. The knight and his steed got out of the cave and lived happily ever after. The lesson of this story is don’t trust anyone.