Interests

click on the picture to see a shrine of Lestat, my role model.

About the genius

Favorites

Bands: Tantric, Gorillaz, Drowning pool, Korn, System of a down, Metallica,

Music: Morbid, depressing classical music, hard rock, and anything with a good beat that can make me feel whole again.

Movies: Dracula, The Lost Boys, The Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club, Interview with a Vampire, Real Genius, Soldier,

Food: CHOCOLATE! Hershey’s has its own place on the food pyramid.

Song: Don’t let me get me by Pink, and Helter Skelter by the Beatles

Books: My own, The Chocolate War, and I’ve always been fond of Dilbert comics. My all time favorite collection of books would have to be the Vampire Chronicles written by Anne Rice. She has a character, Lestat, who I relate to fully for his dark charm and charisma.

TV: is a waste.

Hobbies

Free time: Do I look like I have free time? If I weren’t being forced to type by threat of cattle prod I would be working on my assignments with Obie. When I do get a scrap of time I use it wisely watching movies or listening to music.

Writing: Check out my poetry page to view a sample of what is yet to come. It was written during homecoming so bare with me. Normally, I have my minions either Obie or another peon write everything for me, but on special occasions such as these where I have been captured by two hostile teenagers I decided to do my own typing ~*Zap*~ Ow! That really, REALLY hurt! Look what you made me type!

Friends: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer still…but what happens when you cannot tell the two apart?

Sports: You have GOT to be joking. I hate getting sweaty, I hate showering with others of the same gender, and I loathe talking about such barbaric things can we move on?

Life goals

Career goals: I’m thinking about working in politics for some reason I think it’d be right up my alley.

Women: I bet you want me to say that I am terrified of dying without ever touching a woman’s breast, right? Perverts… I have higher standards, I respect women as much as I respect any human being and think it rather crude to put ones life goals in such a diminutive range where as humiliation would beseech oneself for not groping the opposite sex. ‘What would I have to brag about?’ you might ask. How about the fact that I am the greatest con artist that ever came through Trinity Catholic High.