Assignments

Assignments.

Secretary: Obie

Date: November 12, 2002

Location: Yankton High School 1801 Summit Yankton, South Dakota.

Bob: Shave head and take on an oath of chasti—you know what never mind.

Jacques: fake a broken leg before track meet

Debbie: Wear no make up for a week; wear glasses, and your hair up in a bun. Talk to no one and do you school work.

Veronica: Refuse answering teachers no matter what the consequences.

Colin: Ask a question in every class, and every time you get an answer you must say ‘god bless the US’

Lisa: wear black for a week and mourn the loss of the great man who invented post it notes

Trixy: Speak only in monotone for a month

Mac: try to fly, the secret is aiming for the ground and missing.

Toby: Listen to hard rock for a week and see if it changes your attire

SS: Find an actual girlfriend as in a human being as in not something that goes baaaaaa

Gurney: Speak only gibberish to everyone including teachers, parents, authority figures, and priests.

Thorn: Try out for cheerleading, if you get accepted you must participate for a week. You may drop anyone you choose.

Willow: Hug every third person you come across if you start screaming try to hide it as a yawn and proceed with assignment.

Ellen: Give up speaking for a month

Anne: you must constantly talk to Ellen and if she won’t answer you must attack her verbally or otherwise.

Psyche: You are forbidden to read a single word for a week. No homework, no casual reading, no street signs, nothing.