Recipe for Uncle Frank Suicide Stew:

Ingredients:

1 cup of pervert

¾ cup of Indian Girl

½ cup of guilt

Dash of salt and pepper

1 tsp of flour

Various shards of glass

Procedure:

First, mix Franks special cup of pervert with his exceptional taste for a ¾ cup of Indian girl. Then add in a half of a cup of pure Uncle Frank guilt. Mix vigorously in a manner of molesting, and add a dash of salt and pepper. When stew begins to boil, add in flour for a thicker taste. Last, throw in as many pieces of various glass shards you can find, well, enough to slit many parts of your body. Let stew set for 10 minutes, then boil for a day, and wallah, Uncle Frank Suicide Stew, ready to die in front of you.

Made by the Hayden Family Household